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s-urfboardt:

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Yaaasss 😩

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Aug 19, 2014 / 8,195 notes

afro-dominicano:

dynastylnoire:

twerks4loanpayments:

young-puff:

depressednmoderatelywelldressed:

sapphrikah:

thedeathcats:

then and now

Son.

Soulless

Wow…

I’m speechless…

not a damn thing changed

^^ this is insane

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Aug 19, 2014 / 618 notes

pinkcookiedimples:

s-urfboardt:

Use headphones

L: Jojo

R: Drake

Yaaasss 😩

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Aug 19, 2014 / 170,296 notes

justabebopbaby:

That last gif is everything.

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mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
Aug 19, 2014 / 426,080 notes

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

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Aug 19, 2014 / 350,020 notes

isolated-roots:

emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

Yasssssss

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phoenix-fires:

londonglamour:

epicstemology:

This is really touching to me. I come from a family that would see a guy like this and immediately write him off. Every time I get a new tattoo, my grandma is intensely upset. She’s quoted scripture from Leviticus to me about how we aren’t supposed to mark up God’s temple (our bodies). But love is fucking love, man. People are people. And this picture is sweet as fuck.

this breaks my heart for various reasons. this is not just a man with tattoos, this is a man in MS 13, one of the most notoriously violent gangs in the world. i know he was most likely a man with little options. i know he is a man who has done terrible things (you have to kill someone to be in MS 13) but i know even with all of that bad, all that evil, there is good in him, there is love. look how gentle he is with her. ugh, this world.

glad im not the only one that noticed the tattoos ^
Aug 19, 2014 / 23,596 notes

phoenix-fires:

londonglamour:

epicstemology:

This is really touching to me. I come from a family that would see a guy like this and immediately write him off. Every time I get a new tattoo, my grandma is intensely upset. She’s quoted scripture from Leviticus to me about how we aren’t supposed to mark up God’s temple (our bodies). But love is fucking love, man. People are people. And this picture is sweet as fuck.

this breaks my heart for various reasons. this is not just a man with tattoos, this is a man in MS 13, one of the most notoriously violent gangs in the world. i know he was most likely a man with little options. i know he is a man who has done terrible things (you have to kill someone to be in MS 13) but i know even with all of that bad, all that evil, there is good in him, there is love. look how gentle he is with her. ugh, this world.

glad im not the only one that noticed the tattoos ^

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Aug 19, 2014 / 893,438 notes

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dopeybeauty:

ariel wants to be part of your dashboard
Aug 19, 2014 / 38,513 notes

dopeybeauty:

ariel wants to be part of your dashboard

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Aug 19, 2014 / 32,831 notes

brokeandswagless:

shizukasmack:

therevtimes:

No. 168 “The Unarmed” 

Rest In Peace…

to Michael Brown, John Crawford, Eric Garner, Trayvon Martin, Renisha McBride, Oscar Grant, Sean Bell And the countless other lives that have been taken away from this world due to prejudice.

And an honor to the many people in Ferguson standing up, fighting, hoping that some kind of justice can be had in the midst of chaos.

At last, a new Revolutionary Times comic has arrived. 

jesus christ how real is this

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bvddhist:

Organic ☼ // Spiritual ☯ // Hippie ☮
Aug 19, 2014 / 1,676 notes